Legal check
Easily available check
Posh shops check
No awkward conversations check
Safe edible options check
Nearby check
After all of these checks, I leapt into the pleasures of getting high. Upper middle class can't go through illegal or unsafe practices to procure drugs. They will lose jobs, they will have to go back to a country that not only fines but also humiliates you judging your life on their parameters of civilized folks.
Did you all see before the flood documentary? Its amazing, do check it out.
So how do you start? Well start with hybrid choclates available in a lot of marijuana stores. If you are a smoker, you got tons of options. For me personally, edibles worked. Now if you do get a hybrid choclate, don't just eat it up. Take a microwave safe bowl, heat for like 30 sec till it melts, coat it around banana and savor it peacefully. Your tongue glands will instantly start giving you the feeling of high buzz.
This phase will keep you busy for at least 5 months. Then to move on to healthier to the point variations, go for zoot candies. Again don't just take them like a pill, you got to have it like you had those pom poms as a child. It will increase the probability of getting a high fast and it will stay for at least 7 hours.
As you get more experienced, you can try anything they have in store. My personal favorites are sativa and indica capsules. Sativa is for saturdays and indica for sundays. With capsules, make sure you give them at least an hour to hit. I try to avoid Sundays because if the buzz lasts, it interferes with daily activities. The best way to get rid of a buzz is yoga. Yep yoga cured it all.
This should go on for at least an year and will make you much more informed.
Before getting high:
Prepare something healthy so you don't gorge on unhealthy snacks like chips or icecream.
Make meal portions and stick to them.
No matter what, don't order pizza.
Have some fresh yogurt ready.
Buy walnuts almonds cashews saffron
Don't buy sugary sweets
Keep vegetables stocked up
Keep fruits like melons apples banana blueberries whichever your favorite fruits are
Get vegetable chips from whole foods.
Get whole wheat pancake mix from whole foods.
If you really want to indulge, get a carrot cake or your choice, pecan walnut icecream is the best.
Try mango recipes
Make walnut halwa it takes 10 minutes, try almond milk it takes 5 minutes
Drink loads of water, just keep drinking
Try egg cheese sandwich
Have rice lentils with vegetables and pickle
Make your own ramen noodles by adding water in the end of chowmein :P
After getting high:
See sadhguru videos
See psyco fink videos
Try sketching
Try robot dancing
Fuck obviously as many times as you want
Discuss people even closed ones, it creates understanding
Watch animal documentaries
See life on us movie on amazon
Try 3d stuff
Well its no brainer but see hot music videos
Listen to the song of the butterfly hungary
Try samvad music
Find kpop videos
Try comedy shows
See old pictures, you might just go back in that moment for a while
Slow mo bros youtube
Go for a trail walk next day with lighter buzz
Go for a short park walk and appreciate the beauty of nature flowers trees dogs.
Don't do this
Talk a lot continuously
Play board games
Gather a lot of friends
Exercise
Going pub
Drinking
Watching a whole 3 hour movie
Facebook, twitter, instagram blah blah social media
Taking drugs when you are already tired
Eating a lot
Thats about it, I have added more in my yoga journal posts when I wrote about my days. This is turning out to be more like a reference for me like bookmarks for life.
Thanks. In my next post I will post specific movies and documentaries that are awesome to watch while high.
Be responsible stoners you all :)
Easily available check
Posh shops check
No awkward conversations check
Safe edible options check
Nearby check
After all of these checks, I leapt into the pleasures of getting high. Upper middle class can't go through illegal or unsafe practices to procure drugs. They will lose jobs, they will have to go back to a country that not only fines but also humiliates you judging your life on their parameters of civilized folks.
Did you all see before the flood documentary? Its amazing, do check it out.
So how do you start? Well start with hybrid choclates available in a lot of marijuana stores. If you are a smoker, you got tons of options. For me personally, edibles worked. Now if you do get a hybrid choclate, don't just eat it up. Take a microwave safe bowl, heat for like 30 sec till it melts, coat it around banana and savor it peacefully. Your tongue glands will instantly start giving you the feeling of high buzz.
This phase will keep you busy for at least 5 months. Then to move on to healthier to the point variations, go for zoot candies. Again don't just take them like a pill, you got to have it like you had those pom poms as a child. It will increase the probability of getting a high fast and it will stay for at least 7 hours.
As you get more experienced, you can try anything they have in store. My personal favorites are sativa and indica capsules. Sativa is for saturdays and indica for sundays. With capsules, make sure you give them at least an hour to hit. I try to avoid Sundays because if the buzz lasts, it interferes with daily activities. The best way to get rid of a buzz is yoga. Yep yoga cured it all.
This should go on for at least an year and will make you much more informed.
Before getting high:
Prepare something healthy so you don't gorge on unhealthy snacks like chips or icecream.
Make meal portions and stick to them.
No matter what, don't order pizza.
Have some fresh yogurt ready.
Buy walnuts almonds cashews saffron
Don't buy sugary sweets
Keep vegetables stocked up
Keep fruits like melons apples banana blueberries whichever your favorite fruits are
Get vegetable chips from whole foods.
Get whole wheat pancake mix from whole foods.
If you really want to indulge, get a carrot cake or your choice, pecan walnut icecream is the best.
Try mango recipes
Make walnut halwa it takes 10 minutes, try almond milk it takes 5 minutes
Drink loads of water, just keep drinking
Try egg cheese sandwich
Have rice lentils with vegetables and pickle
Make your own ramen noodles by adding water in the end of chowmein :P
After getting high:
See sadhguru videos
See psyco fink videos
Try sketching
Try robot dancing
Fuck obviously as many times as you want
Discuss people even closed ones, it creates understanding
Watch animal documentaries
See life on us movie on amazon
Try 3d stuff
Well its no brainer but see hot music videos
Listen to the song of the butterfly hungary
Try samvad music
Find kpop videos
Try comedy shows
See old pictures, you might just go back in that moment for a while
Slow mo bros youtube
Go for a trail walk next day with lighter buzz
Go for a short park walk and appreciate the beauty of nature flowers trees dogs.
Don't do this
Talk a lot continuously
Play board games
Gather a lot of friends
Exercise
Going pub
Drinking
Watching a whole 3 hour movie
Facebook, twitter, instagram blah blah social media
Taking drugs when you are already tired
Eating a lot
Thats about it, I have added more in my yoga journal posts when I wrote about my days. This is turning out to be more like a reference for me like bookmarks for life.
Thanks. In my next post I will post specific movies and documentaries that are awesome to watch while high.
Be responsible stoners you all :)
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