I don't hate kids, i just don't like how they are brought up by parents. The whole life starts revolving around kid, the worst part being wanting to show what special unique creature they are parenting awesomely. I open facebook, there are my friends posting status pics on and on about their kids. Thankfully my best friend has two kids and she never talks about them, sometimes may be but never too sweet things or their conversations.
So the first thing as soon as the baby is born, the cover photo changes and then sweet statuses follow, our sweet angel, he luks just like his dad or grand daddy. Then over the months pics follow, child with mobile, child with laptop, child on cycle, child on tree, child in zoo, child in toilet, child in bath tub, child playing, child sleeping, child smiling, child in goggles, child dancing, child singing, child slapping, child crying etc etc etc.
My doll is so adorable, feel blessed to have her...pillow fight between daddy daughter blessings in disguise....what mummy is saying is right, love her to fullest...Well i have seen lamer ones like from ones in dat true luv duv phase. Anyways one of my friends bragged about how her child could make spit bubbles, not grosser than one who put up a pic of potty training i guess.
After this all torture, they expect us to vote for their child on some model hunt. I like babies but it was only her child I didn't like, I think I liked 5 other kids more so I did like theirs too. But what uh kids models likes facebook. Whats up with the competition in everything.
So putting up on facebook isn't enough, when you meet parents even of like five or six year olds, they keep bringing up how smart their child is, how she just walked talked before any other kid could. How she just kicked showing her dancing interest or football, how she could get into harvard whenever she wants. How she is so good at learning anthem, songs and that shows her intelligence. Oh my god, the worst is the time when your mom-in-law and this new parent are talking and all you can do is just nod and finish the conversation in mind. I actually did tell this relative every kid is smart like ur kid is, every kid can operate mobile, every kid likes car because they see it from childhood and that is why they see tv too. But I guess she was offended and my friend too. My mom-in-law was like ohh if you don't like kids, kids will know it. There is nothing worse than a mother-in-law trying to teach like ur mom didn't try enough.
I am not saying curb the talent but you don't want a boo boo child. Go go juice could be popular in india if they know there exists something that could get their kids singing dancing chanting like a maniac. Kids are just all over tv, they are dancing at the age of five, getting comments bowing before judges, who wants that tension. Worst one was kids being chefs, junior masterchef, seriously kids have to be mentally retarded or just damaged to want to do this at that age. Look at the way they talk, its pukey.Who wants to stand in line, waiting for their audition, paying for so much of dancing singing painting etc etc.
My neighbors just had a baby girl and they play inspirational god songs for her, the papa guy sings all day for her in his tamil language and the mommy just makes strange noises like aaaah ohhh tadatadatada bucha bucha in some adorable high pitch tone, it sounds weird. Huh thin walls. Its so irritating. And then to worsen matters, they put up the pic on facebook and asked who does she resemble more, i was like ohh other two month olds they all look same don't they. They keep discussing why people are not calling to wish, well i know because noone wants to know how cute your child is aur what she is upto.
My sister is a maniac too, she just follows her boyfriend blindly so when he decided to bring his niece to movie, she actually agreed and said she is pretty well behaved when all that kid did was saying i am hungry i am hungry and just rolled over on the stairs and slept near the screen. Love makes you deafly dumb.
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