Sunday was mother's day and my sis's bday. Three of us live in different cities, so it hardly matters. Anyways for a change i wished my mum-in-law. Goa government has decided to give 1000 bucks to housewife, yeah well if she wants she can earn more by doing the same work for some other family. Lets see, chefs take 5000 min, then cleaning laundry dishes etc etc more 3000. And some of the housewives are happy about it, oh yeah 1000 for monthly vegetables. Woman decided to send a terrorist threat email from her husband's account, stupid stupid idiot. Police caught her. Picking four foreigners is tricky for IPL teams, picking 4 indians could be much more tough. They all play bad and now that i know their matches are fixed, i knew they couldn't have played that well. We feared a 9 to 5 power shutdown here today, but may be tomorrow. They never miss it. Sourav ganguly, poor lad he was praised some time, now they threw him out of team. Only captain to be thrown out 2 times, nawaabi pride drowned him.
After having food in rajdhani express, ministers fell ill, well i wanted this to happen sometime. Once we ordered sambar it had mosquito, potatoes were black, daal had fly in it and rice even a dog won't eat it. So any one who travels by train, please please please eat chips cake but never ever buy food in train. Food poisoning, money loot, water from toilet in bottles is just common. Secret of marriage lies in simplicity, patience yeah sure successfully separated ones. As they say in desperate housewives " and they argued heavily ever after" . Our parliament completed 60 years and they did nothing except fighting, creating chaos, seeing porn in there and shouting like kids. One minute of wastage costs us taxpayers 30,000 rs. Imagine the scenario, you work for a company, when you want a raise say 500%, you guys discuss it and pass it just like that. Here are some more links on recent acts yearwise, pending acts too, how much a session costs, what reuters wrote and the salary they are paid for this hard work.
http://www.prsindia.org/downloads/recent-acts/
http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2010-12-02/india/28243019_1_winter-session-parliamentary-affairs-spectrum-allocation
http://in.reuters.com/article/2011/12/01/india-parliament-idINDEE7AT0DW20111201
http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/300-salary-hike-but-some-mps-want-more-45822
The video is goooood. This is how acts are passed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu8uqMEmyRE
The picture shows mamta banerjee gifting sachin tendulkar a bat full of rasgullas. Adorable sweet are just not the words. Obama is supporting gay rights, I think its time they make a universal law to just let them be. India pakistan want to fight in the game of cricket again, last time it happened public threw bottles at players, also there was a bomb threat. NCERT finally removed this cartoon after wasting 2 days in parliament. What ministers said about why they wanted it removed is hilarious.
http://www.facenfacts.com/NewsDetails/25228/mps-criticise-cartoons-in-ncert-books.htm
Divorce reasons always root from bizarre facts, so she can't cook so i am hungry so its frustrating so we don't talk, then there are unresolved problems piling up on foooood and how mom could cook and make others jealous, so i want a divorce. She can't taste her own food, so she doesn't get it , so i feel alone, now i am depressed, now i want out and she won't says sorry. And in other cases he won't take me out to dinner i have to cook, i don't like cooking, i could go out with somebody else, i want an out too. He won't listen to me, he sees cricket, i have to see cricket because of him, he shouts she nags, she won't share money, she shops off all of it, aint these the general behaviours. Why even bother ?? By the way I can't cook food and can't taste it too. I have kinda got only taste buds for extreme tastes. Can't even detect less salt. Lets see how far mine goes.
Dead schoolgirl donated organs of her body and helped save 8 lives. Thats motivating, i signed the form too so when i die, its not just my hubby who is gonna be happy. We should also donate blood regularly but they won't take mine for some weakness reasons. Imagine if you could die like will smith does in 7 pounds. I know the whole story and I am not being insensitive here. I would love the fact if all politicians could sign these forms too, but who would take their old organs. But it could help,something like this can be done for every cartoon we remove.
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